شرح لالأزمة ماليّة مع يعاد نكتة
يصنّف دون:- [ميني-بوستس] | بطاقات:أزمة ماليّة, فكاهة
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يذهب النكتة [أس فولّووس] (ونسخت من ترجمة يعيّن في [أو.ك.]. ساحة)
واحدة يوم, أتى [بلين-لووكينغ] رجل مع [برتّ-لووكينغ] [أل] (مكتب سيدة) إلى [لوويس] [فويتّون] مخزن في معبرة نباح على [هونغ كونغ] جزيرة. هو اختار [لف] حقيبة يساوي [هكد] 65,000 (£5000) ل ال [أل].
عندما أتى هو وقت أن يدفع, الرجل أخذ خارجا دفتر شيكات و [وريت ووت] تدقيق. كان البائعة متردّدة لأنّ الزوج تلقّى لم يتسوّق هناك من قبل.
تبيّن الرجل ماذا البائعة كان فكّر وهو قال [كلملي]: "يحسّ أنا أنّ أنت تعلّقت أنّ هذا تدقيق يمكن وثبت, يصحّ? اليوم يوم السّبت والبنوك ينفضّ. تركتني اقترحت أنّ يترك أنا التدقيق والحقيبة يد هنا. عندما يخلي التدقيق في يوم الإثنين, أنت يستطيع سلّمت الحقيبة يد إلى هذا سيدة. كيف حول أنّ?
أعدت البائعة كان و [غلدلي] قبل الاقتراح. [إين دّيأيشن], تجنّب هو التسليم حشوات. هو وعد أنّ تأكّد هو شخصيّا أنّ هذا يحصل يتمّ.
في يوم الإثنين, أخذ البائعة التدقيق إلى البنك. وثب التدقيق! عبّأ البائعة غاضبة الزبونة, الذي قاله: "ماذا يكون الصفقة كبيرة? لا قد عانى أنت ولا أنا أيّ خسارة. متأخّرة يوم السّبت ليلة, نام أنا مع أنّ بنت سابقا! [أه], بالمناسبة, يشكر أنا أنت لتعاونك."
حكمة من القصة:
يكشف هذا قصة الطبيعة من ال [سوب-بريم] رهن أزمة. عندما يتلقّى الناس أمل عال لعودات ضخمة مقبلة, هم يخفّضون حارستهم حول الأخطار ممكنة. This pretty girl thought that the HKD 65,000 LV bag was going to come home on Monday, and so she lowered her guard. Therefore, she believed that her investment in the ‘one night stand’ was worth it even though it was based upon huge and highly uncertain risks. Investment companies are great with packaging high return (but high risk) deals. The Chinese stock speculators are like this pretty woman. As such, they deserve to lose money. Without people like these, how are people going to make money from the stock market? As for the media and the stock analysts, they often play the role of the LV salesperson.
This joke was also posted at a popular Chinese forum, where a follow up comment simply stated:
The story would fit the reality even better if that girl has AIDS and the sneaky man didn’t use protection.
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October 25th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Why waste time on this useless joke. Its author obviously lives an unfulfilling life.
October 27th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Was this joke originally written in China or is it something that has been translated from other countries and now re-translated into English? We’ll probably never know.
Anyway, it is funny, and it is also a good tip for those of us who are sometimes stuck in the tricky business of dating a Shanghai girl. So, funny: yes. useless: no. Thanks for sharing!
October 27th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I went to the Pravda store over the weekend … and tried to do the same trick … but they wouldn’t take my check! What did I do wrong???
October 27th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Allen, unfortunately the sales clerk had already heard this joke. Does that mean Saturday night didn’t turn out as planned???
October 27th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Steve, that’s not fair. You don’t kick a dog while the dog is down!!
October 27th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
An elderly friend (54 y.o) of a friend of mine has two girlfriends. One was just a sweet seventeen when they met and the other a nineteen year-old. They both live in the same building but on different floors. Yet after 2 years they still don’t know they are both sharing the same (old) man.
My friend was the one who was interested in one of the girls. At the time, her father needed money for surgery, so she had asked for US$5,000 from my buddy for her virginity. Having heard similar stories a lot, he introduced her to his business partner, the older guy.
The old fox, as my friend refers him as, upon meeting the girl immediately agreed to the deal for she is beautiful. And after the deed was done, he said to her, I will give you every penny you’ve asked and more, but in instalments. And this was how he tricked a 19 year old (but not too smart) shop assistent into becoming his girlfriend. As for his second girlfriend, the sweet seventeen factory worker, it was more straight forward. Her relative practically acted as her agent or match-maker.